1⃣ Newfound disdain for pantyhose -- if you see me in these know that I have no clean pants and I haven't shaved in a week+
2⃣ Reaction to my once beloved Quaker Oats instant oatmeal:
"It tastes like chemicals." -- me
3⃣ Perspective on mushrooms --
Pre-pregnancy Chelsea: “They are
an enjoyable food and great on salads.”
Post-pregnancy Chelsea: “They are
a fungus.”
4⃣ Amount of time I find myself on Pinterest is now directly proportional to the number of bathroom breaks I need to take (at least 9 during an 8-hour shift).
5⃣ The way my clothes fit -- cinching my jeans with a hair tie has become the new norm.
4⃣ Amount of time I find myself on Pinterest is now directly proportional to the number of bathroom breaks I need to take (at least 9 during an 8-hour shift).
5⃣ The way my clothes fit -- cinching my jeans with a hair tie has become the new norm.
6⃣ My eating habits -- I'm down for pickles, pancakes and anything with peanut butter (as long as it's JIF) any time of day or night.
7⃣ CRAZY. ASS. DREAMS. EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.
8⃣ I now have boobs.
8⃣ I now have boobs.
9⃣ I'm slower -- both mentally and physically.
🔟 I am the proud new owner of a sweet ass 2013 Toyota Sienna mini-van.
Car seats in the back ✔
Trolls CD playing up front ✔
BE JEALOUS 😎
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